No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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