You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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