so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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