no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I cockslap morals
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
