even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You are a genius and a whore.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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