What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think about you every night.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.