quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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