Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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