also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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I want to fling myself into the sun
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Congratulations! We have a period
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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