Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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