so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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