So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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