I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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