Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
