He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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