she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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