Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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