I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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