i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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