I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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