Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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