gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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