Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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