Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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