he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just want to make out with him forever
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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