So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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