I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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