All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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