I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize