You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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