Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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