I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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