Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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