I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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