Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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