i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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