Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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