is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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