do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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