I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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