Sry I called you an 8
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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