oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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