Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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