I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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