Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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