I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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