the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
