dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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