Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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