I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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