At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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