absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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