I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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