CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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